Sittin on the Toilet (aka the King will hate the title of this post)

I'm not actually sitting on a toilet. I am, however, sitting at the next grossest thing. That would be the social security office. We are on number 434 and I am number 495. It's been a half hour.

When sitting at the social security, one finds themselves answering very important questions... Like:

1. Is changing my name REALLY that important?

2. Why did I even bother pre-filling out the form? If I had filled it out here, then I would have had something to do to pass the time.

3. Was all the gas and waiting here really worth the extra three days we won't have to wait for my card?

4. Why don't I have Mindy Kaling's book for The Book Club here?

5. Why does it smell like a toilet in here?

Like I said, REALLY important life questions are asked here.

So, here is to waiting in the social security office and for all of those who will come after me. Take my advice. It's worth mailing it in :)

Oh!!! And I got to see Katie Lou Dixon yesterday!! Made my week folks.